28 01 12
reblogged from: Brain Dump

Brain Dump: Mayonnaise and 2 cups of coffee

markcjim:

When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,

When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class
and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly,
He picked up a very…